awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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