This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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