you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
im holly from the hills drunk
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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