it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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