laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We had to coat check the pizza.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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