I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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