Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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