It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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