Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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