I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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