How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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