Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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