I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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