It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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