didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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