i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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