God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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