Soap is not a condiment
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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