Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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