She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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