The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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