He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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