More tranny stories later!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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