U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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