I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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