belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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