I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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