I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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