Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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