Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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