PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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