About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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