You're so nebulous sometimes
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
