How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
