Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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