? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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