You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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