sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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