Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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