so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
