Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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