Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
