she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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