hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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