laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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