New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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