Sponge bath it is.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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