Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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