i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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