Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You work out of a Hotel?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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