So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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