why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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