Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he just fucked me for my cheese..
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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