so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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